BEHIND THE OUT LINE

Petar and Dusan, goods friends on and off the field, one day after finishing practice sittting along the sideline and watching the first team practicing.

Petar is sitting on his knapsack and Dusan is sitting on a brand new Jabulani and all proud of himself.
A little disappointed and jealous Petar asks Dusan “what’s that you’re sitting on”?
Dusan all serious and proud because the coach asked him to keep an eye on the new ball answers “on a new Jabulani of course, are you blind”?
HA HA HA one nothing my friend….
You’re sitting on your behind…..
HA HA HA……Petar continues to celebrate his victory.
Wishing to equalize the score Dusan quickly asks Petar a question…
What is an African like when he comes out of the Yellow Sea?????
Petar a little confused and unsure answers he, he, he is yellow of course, what else would he be?????
At that moment Dusan all proud because he caught his friend off guard his friend with a trick question, answers……
 “An African is WET and not yellow when he exit’s the Yellow Sea…..
Dusan scores, well now it’s half-time and the score is 1-1.